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Shawn Harstad

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Will 'Machete' Cause a Race War?

May 14th 2010 1:13AM (Cinematical)
How about a movie called The Eliminator.

I see it like this. A small town sheriff tired of seeing the crime from the illegals gets his gun and starts slaughtering illegals when they cross the border. It will be sweet. At the beginning of the trailer well see a message where it says illegals go home or stop jumping the border like cockroaches.

Nah, the hippy left would be just fine with that.

'Justified' - 'Hatless' Recap

May 12th 2010 1:00PM (AOL TV)
Best show on tv!!

Oh, No, Pixar Says No to 'Newt'?

May 12th 2010 12:14PM (Cinematical)
Uhh yeah. "There is a scene in Toy Story 2 WHEN THE OLD MAN REPAIRING WOODY tells the impatient toy collector Al, "You cant rush art!"

Oh, No, Pixar Says No to 'Newt'?

May 12th 2010 10:15AM (Cinematical)
Woody did not say the line, "You can't rush art!".

That line was said by Geri the Cleaner after Al asked him how long it would take to fix Woody.

Is He Kidding? Mickey Rourke as Genghis Khan?

Apr 24th 2010 11:30PM (Cinematical)
I could care less if Will Smith played George Washington. Would I go see it? No. Would I go see this guy as Ghengis Khan? No. Do I care at all who plays who in a movie? No. But then I have other things to do besides be fake outraged at what color people are in a movie. Some people see only race...some are obsessed by it.

Is He Kidding? Mickey Rourke as Genghis Khan?

Apr 23rd 2010 2:22PM (Cinematical)
I am going to hope you are just as fake outraged as when an asian actor or black actor portrays a traditionally white character. Who cares if hes white green or purple?

TV 101: The NFL Can Help the Internet Grow Up

Apr 21st 2010 11:40AM (AOL TV)
While this article makes sense why is there no mention of what Major League Baseball has done online? The have set the standard for what sports leagues should do. I can watch every out of market game on my iPhone, iPod touch, Roku, Laptop, Desktop or get a 100 out of market games a week with Extra Innings on my TV. I can listen to every single game on my computer or XM radio. MLB has blown past the NFL in coverage.
If they can do something like this they would be able to print money.

Steven Seagal Sued for Having ... Sex Slaves?!

Apr 13th 2010 3:55PM (Cinematical)
Easy. So she can get punitive damages. She wants money.

'Family Guy' Actress With Down Syndrome Diffuses Sarah Palin's Latest TV Outrage

Feb 23rd 2010 10:30AM (AOL TV)
Thats a lot of words to say " I hate Sarah Palin". We get it. You dont like conservatives. If all she wanted was to get people talking about her why are you talking about her? The joke was clearly aimed at her and her son. She should have just let it go. But she couldn't and neither could you. Looks you two have more in common than you think.

How Will The Writer's Guild Feel In The Morning?

Jan 11th 2010 3:40PM (Cinematical)
Straight to video? Im really sick of you movie snobs. Its about entertainment. No one cares about your boring as shit independent movie about nothing. We want to be entertained. The Hangover was a funny entertaining movie.

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