Jared

@missionsparta: Say, uh...you wouldn't happen to be a troll by any chance, would you?

Successful troll is successful.

[Insert snarky comment about how OS A is far superior to the completely inoperable OS B for reasons X and Y (while both guys still manage to get their respective jobs done]

There, guys...I think we have our bases covered.

@PHO:

You go to fucking school, douche nozzle. It's "their", not "there".

I sat here for nearly a full minute thinking of an appropriately perverted joke about back ends made of aluminum and plastic...but I got nothin'.

That's known as parallax. I used to really love that effect on SNES games, too.

God knows you don't want to mess up your stroke pattern. I don't swim, and I'd sure hate to mess up my stroke pattern - that's a fact.

In some cases it's okay to jump onstage. But I think Dimebag would have rather nobody jumped onstage. And to the moron with the silly string, congratulations on having a good time, but there was a really great chance that the band would NOT have loved being covered in silly string. Unless it was Simple Plan. Or New Found Glory.

I was keeping my fingers crossed for SRV's version of "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)"

That would almost be cool if you could get songs that way...but then again, no.