Oh yeah, Butcher Bay was an ass kicker. Stayed up all night playing that one from start to finish (original Xbox version). One of the few games I've ever bothered to do that with.
What they need to do is create a game based on "The Boys". Any game that lets you run around beat the living fuck out of goodie two shoe fuck nut douchebag jerkoff boy scout superhero bitches, is something I would LOVE to see. Story's already there, no need to deviate from what works.
But nope, we get more of this shit. This game wants to be God of War, and God of War just wants this game to suck it off at the movies, in the dark, where no one can see what's happening...
With all the decent IP's out there, they have to keep retreading this tired crap?
And Raven? Really? Wasn't the last thing they worked on Hexen? Yeah, it was awesome, on my 75 Mhz PC in 1995...ninety-fucking-five!
I agree with the posters that pointed out that all we got to see in this clip was a bunch of self-important douchebags talking about how awesome THEIR game is. You know what? Fuck your mother with a rotting horse cock. Show us 5 minutes worth of game footage instead. Show us some vids of your demographic testing sessions, with actual gamers playing the game. Why didn't they? Because 5 minutes of people picking up the controller and then using said controller to wipe their collective asses while laughing and leaving the testing station 30 seconds later just wouldn't sell many copies.
Do I want the game to suck? Nope. Do I hate Marvel? Not at all. I love me some Avengers Disassembled, House of M, Civil War, Illuminati, Decimation, etc, etc. What I don't like is shovelware houses who win contracts by being the lowest bidder, and then proceed to pump out unplayable piles of shit.
If this game sucks, I hope all of the douchebags are fired, and then forced to tack this stupid video onto their resumes. Try explaining THAT video to your next employer after you pump out a multi-console turd.
It looks like Jason's hockey mask. (Waits for younger crowd to say "Huh?")
Very cool though. Nice, clean, slick design. Would love to play some Rush 2049, or RE:CV on it. I need to drag my Dreamcast out of storage and hook it back up. Haven't played it since 2001'ish.
Wolverine devs: Every other game is 'some pansy'
Apr 10th 2009 3:42AM (Joystiq)Wolverine devs: Every other game is 'some pansy'
Apr 10th 2009 2:09AM (Joystiq)But nope, we get more of this shit. This game wants to be God of War, and God of War just wants this game to suck it off at the movies, in the dark, where no one can see what's happening...
With all the decent IP's out there, they have to keep retreading this tired crap?
And Raven? Really? Wasn't the last thing they worked on Hexen? Yeah, it was awesome, on my 75 Mhz PC in 1995...ninety-fucking-five!
I agree with the posters that pointed out that all we got to see in this clip was a bunch of self-important douchebags talking about how awesome THEIR game is. You know what? Fuck your mother with a rotting horse cock. Show us 5 minutes worth of game footage instead. Show us some vids of your demographic testing sessions, with actual gamers playing the game. Why didn't they? Because 5 minutes of people picking up the controller and then using said controller to wipe their collective asses while laughing and leaving the testing station 30 seconds later just wouldn't sell many copies.
Do I want the game to suck? Nope. Do I hate Marvel? Not at all. I love me some Avengers Disassembled, House of M, Civil War, Illuminati, Decimation, etc, etc. What I don't like is shovelware houses who win contracts by being the lowest bidder, and then proceed to pump out unplayable piles of shit.
If this game sucks, I hope all of the douchebags are fired, and then forced to tack this stupid video onto their resumes. Try explaining THAT video to your next employer after you pump out a multi-console turd.
-Peerless in Peoria
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Feb 2nd 2009 2:34PM (Joystiq)Ben Heck apprentice strikes again with DarthCast
Oct 15th 2008 9:54PM (Engadget)Very cool though. Nice, clean, slick design. Would love to play some Rush 2049, or RE:CV on it. I need to drag my Dreamcast out of storage and hook it back up. Haven't played it since 2001'ish.
Mac SE gutted, converted into toilet paper dispenser
Mar 10th 2008 12:22PM (Engadget)Shacknews pulls mean/awesome prank on one of its own
Mar 9th 2008 1:57AM (Joystiq)Billy Ray called, he wants his hat back.
The Sun called and left a message, it say it hasn't seen you in years, wanted to know how you were doing.
All in good fun. ;-)
Codemasters readies new action franchise: Damnation
Mar 6th 2008 5:24PM (Joystiq)