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This M. Bison statue should give you all the nightmares you need

Jul 12th 2010 1:59AM (Joystiq)
Um . . . it kinda looks like what i would imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger's sex face to look like.

I wouldn't want to waken up to that. Ever!

Wentworth Miller to play Chris Redfield in 'Resident Evil: Afterlife'

Oct 1st 2009 2:31AM (Joystiq)
I don't have a problem with Wentworth Miller, but he just doesn't
seem right for the roll; last time we saw Chris Redfield (RE5) he was (almost literally) a walking mountain of muscle. Wentworth Miller?
Not so much.

So, RE:Afterlife producers, I just have one question for you:

Wh... Wh... Wha???

Silent Hill: Homecoming not coming home to Japan

Sep 11th 2009 2:36AM (Joystiq)
I agree with Rein - it's not anywhere near as good as the first 3 games, but is better than Origins, and SH4.

I wouldn't recommend the game to someone who isn't a Silent Hill fan, but it's definitely worth renting out if you are.

F Tank - Silent Hill 4 was developed by Team Silent; this is, without a doubt, the WORST Silent Hill game in the series.
Also, US copies are region locked, because they don't work on UK consoles - I thought about importing when I found out Europe had to wait an extra 4-5 months for the game.

Also, please Konami, please make another Silent Hill game!

This Wednesday: Turtles in Time comes out of its shell on XBLA

Aug 4th 2009 2:22AM (Joystiq)
Interesting fact: as well as it being called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK, it was also censored in the fact that we never got to see Michaelangelo use his nunchakus.

They were made illegal in Britain after some douchebag went nuts with them after watching Enter The Dragon too many times. As a result, the UK version of Michaelangelo was the only character to never use his weapons during a fight.

First Aliens vs. Predator shots found in Euro mags

Apr 24th 2009 2:20AM (Joystiq)
Nuts magazine? Nuts magazine?!?

Why on earth would a developer give an exclusive to a magazine which only dedicates half a page of space to games per issue, when there are literally dozens of gaming magazines which are far better, and more widely read by gamers?

That makes no sense at all!

inFamous' Karma system revealed

Mar 25th 2009 2:27AM (Joystiq)
In the first clip he gets good karma for electrocuting riot police; because clearly there's nothing bad about that?

lol

Metareview -- Resident Evil 5

Mar 13th 2009 2:31AM (Joystiq)
"Ultimately, Resident Evil 5 shouldn't be looked at as a failure in the series, merely too ambitious"

How on earth could they possibly say that completely ripping off RE4 and breaking the single player campaign is too ambitious?

I would say it's the exact opposite; Capcom played it too safe with this game. The only innovative thing they did was add online co-op, which sadly looks like it has come at the expense of the single player campaign. I mean really, why not add online co-op, but make the single player campaign a solo effort, instead of forcing you to babysit a retarded sidekick.

I'm sorry, but this is not a day-one purchase for me.

TGS 08: Resident Evil 5 co-op impressions

Oct 16th 2008 12:14PM (Joystiq)
lol. That photoshop is amazing.

Burnout Paradise 'Cagney' update delayed again for Xbox 360

Jul 25th 2008 12:56PM (Joystiq)
The last delay wasn't because of Microsoft's certification process but rather because microsoft found some bugs that Criterion hadn't. They are now in the process of fixing these.

The annoying thing is that Bogart was initially recalled from the 360 version cos it was borked too; maybe Criterion need to focus on the 360 version a little more.

Rumor: Kid Icarus Wii details, concept art revealed

May 12th 2008 1:13PM (Joystiq)
Yep, sounds like bullsh*t to me! If Nintendo were to release a new Kid Icarus game I doubt this is the direction it would take - it would probably be more light-hearted fare (in which you had to lose 50lb's and "improve your brain" to complete. Man, they've really lost the plot recently, and it pains me to say that cos I used to be a huge Nintendo fan. Lame!

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