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Girlfriends? What, I mean... you...

Ohhhhhhh.... girlfriends.

The warm pink pockets of pleasure many games will never know.

No worries in this forum, right guys?

You must be a smoker, right?

I thought I was the only one who got dizzy blowing like a jackass into the microphone with the Mario64.. DS... whatever, mini games.

However, I have heard of a hack that enables the two panels of the DS to be used as a defibrillator. Google it.

Oh, and yes, I too will be one of the awesomely "hip" people, glued like moths to the flame to my DS, screaming, "It's not a cucumber, I swear", or "But, mine goes to eleven" any time I need to activate "Star Power".

More of a misnomer with this iteration than any other GH. I felt like a schlep before, angrily swinging my plastic guitar in the air, belting out obscenities as I try (unsuccessfully) to activate my star power in order to save my ass the first time I played Frankenstein on expert.

In response to your 4 button comment...

I've never seen a 5 string guitar (see GH and Rock Band controllers.. 5 buttons).

Ok, I take that back. I have played with my high E string broken for months due to laziness and an unwillingness to change strings. (too closely resembles work for me).

Just making a point. No harm intended.

wish I could get excited over spore, or any game on the iPhone. So far any web app I've used has had poor response with the accelerometer. Then again, I have a lemon which is going back this weekend. Blah