SergeXIII

The first time I met my college roomate we started a conversation trying to brake the ice. Somehow Tastee Cakes came up. So we drive up to the nearest convinience store to buy some. I need to stock up (this store is 40 minutes away by car) so I buy 9 cakes, 8 for me and one for him. On the way home we are followed by a cop car. We get pulled over and the cop asks.

"Um... this may sound odd, but are you guys high?"
"No."
I reply clutching 8 taste cakes.

I've been the weed-wacker in the garden of evil!
I've been the decoder ring of justice at the bottom of your cerial bowl of deception!

In DnD this year I persuaded a prostitute to assassinate an innocent man by giving him super-explosive-gonahrea, so I have been very pretend naughty.

I burned down a village 'nshit, but I ate a whole bunch of tofu afterwards, so that makes me nice in the end, right?

I've been so nice that people in the vacinity were inflicted with diabetes.

Mwhahahahahahaaa.... that'd be nice.

I have been the opposite of Bad-Wrong or as the kids call it "Bdong"

I find your lack of faith in my niceness... disturbing.

Nice'n the hell out of this year.

The wedding singer in the Hangover is just... fuggin'... magical.