Dillon

So a duck walk into a convenience store and asks the cashier, "You got any gwapes?"
"No."
So the duck comes back the next day and asks the cashier the same thing, and the cashier responds the same way.
On the third day when the duck comes back and asks, the cashier says, "No, and if you come back and ask for grapes again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor."
So the fourth day the duck comes back and says, "You got any nails?"
The cashier responds, "No."
"You got any gwapes?"

Lol, if a flashbang grenade went off that close to someone in real life, it'd probably bust their eardrums.