dave

who's lance briggs? mcnabb will only play for a couple of games anyway before his injures something and will be out for the season as usual--i love the eagles, but the mcnabb scene is getting old--trade him for michael vick, he'll be philly thuggin' in no time, but he's tender too---damn i don't know now lol--anyway go eagles!! wait i have it! trade mcnabb, reggie brown, and a 1st rounder for peyton manning (yeah right! lol)

lemme break it down for y'all right here---the fat boys are happy cuz they full and ain't hungry all the time like dem skinny folk--the fat bitches are hater bitches cuz they too nasty and have to eat cuz ain't no man wants a fat nasty bitch, they wanna fat ass mama with an apple bottom and a lotta junk in the trunk who's happy and not hatin' on dem lil' gurlz---i bees fat and all of dat--holla

mai speeling iz knot dat bad, eye wun duh speeling be in Dallas Texas las yeer. eye wun ah nu trailor dat eye putt muh shrine to Toni Romo inn. Cowboyz rool!

yo beyonce, why did u name ur cd after an appliance french women use to clean themselves down there? no matter how u say it, bidet, i mean b-day, just ain't right. u rock tho, u put ur thang down, and oh yeah, come out with some new destiny's child now, u know u want to, cuz i sho hope u put out some lil' booty shakin songs that the girls get all hot for---to all my peeple; wun!