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the jarod

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Happy ducks on the NES music day

Dec 29th 2006 6:21PM (Joystiq)
thats not death metal. that isnt even metal at all.

Flashpoint: Sony Style in Boston -- Things go wrong

Nov 17th 2006 8:07PM (Joystiq)
wow that makes me hate america. and i live there.

people are stupid and worthless. look at that. the fucking system has decent games on it and its overpriced as hell and wont even work right on half these peoples tv's, but OMG PS3 MUST HAVE OMG OMG *slams head on massive sony dick*

Sony's biggest enemy: Maddox

Nov 13th 2006 9:24PM (Joystiq)
maddox rules our faces. read back into his earlier posts, he did a review of ikaruga that made me realize hes pretty much always right. (especially the cracks at madden and tekken, two astoundingly shitty franchises, and how games have no soul anymore).

Young hot sisters and fugly step-sisters INDEED FTW!

Sony to sell PS3 I.O.U. in Japan

Oct 27th 2006 6:30PM (Joystiq)
how the hell do they think theyre gonna be #1 again this time around with a system most families cant afford, that they cant even make enough of? ESPECIALLY on how shitty theyre stock, debt, credit and finances are.

Critics still coming to terms with Wii's "next-gen-ness"

Oct 24th 2006 7:51PM (Joystiq)
lets get right down to the facts -

videogames are about one thing and one thing alone - PROVIDING FUN. each successive generation of game console's only goal should be "MAKE NEW, BETTER FUN".

in the past this could be accomplished by things like adding online gaming, and graphical leaps to allow new types of gameplay. these pretty much no longer apply. most recent consoles have been near identical to eachother in terms of capabilities, and they all were stuck with the idea that "more power = more fun", which is downright wrong and ignorant.

nintendo is taking the alternate, logical path. not alot of people own HDtvs? then dont force HD graphics and media formats on the consumer and drive up the console price. are games all starting to play the same way and get monotonous? then create an entirely new way to play, and soon we will see entirely new genres of gameplay, instead of the ol' sports/rpg/FPS/platformer predictability of last gen.

DS proves this by its sales and reviews. sony was stuck with the archaic "more power = more fun" idea for the PSP, and is selling nowhere near as well as ds, including the games. (only 3 million sellers on psp, ds has near a dozen now i think?)

wii is the ONLY next gen system. the competiters are more deserving of the "console 1.5" label, offering very little besides more power.

Sony lawsuits force Lik-Sang to close up shop [update 1]

Oct 24th 2006 7:03PM (Joystiq)
NOW im pissed. i used liksang nearly a dozen times to get items that just plain arent available where i live. i find it totally ass-backwards that sony sued these guys into bankruptcy for doing the same shit gamestop and EB games do.

BUT i guess when youve been fucking up as much as sony has lately, you gotta recoup SOME losses SOMEWHERE. they should have rethought their next-gen outing ($200 loss on a console that they cant even make enough to match their own predictions is pathetic) and product strategies into something actually worth buying, or maybe, instead of suing respected independant shops from around the world into submission.

sony has just joined EA on my shitty-corporate-cunts-who-hate-the-consumer boycott list. not like they have anything i want coming out.

wii60, indeed ftw.

Mizuguchi defends Lumines Live

Oct 19th 2006 9:38PM (Joystiq)
mizuguchi can cram it up his out-of-touch, money grubbing ass, which coincidentally is covered by pants crammed full of stupid consumer's money.

i was really looking forward to lumines live, but right now, i aint blowing $15 on a "full game", only to have to complete it with 3 more purchases. ill go play some free flash ripoff TYVM.

Battlefield 2142 employ spies in your PC [update 1]

Oct 17th 2006 3:28PM (Joystiq)
good thing all EA games are pretty much total garbage, and i have no desire to buy any of em.

IGN says the PS3 controller is poopsky

Oct 16th 2006 6:45PM (Joystiq)
i never liked dualshock, and i cant see how anyone can. honestly, even the jaguar controller felt better in my hands. i play my ps2 with a 3rd party controller. PS3 SUXAXIS FTL

Picture It: scoring an invite to the new E3 [update 1]

Oct 16th 2006 5:56PM (Joystiq)
this is retarded. why dont u just say:

the more ...blablabla.... then the better ....blablabla.

which, in itself, is a retarded statement, and no excuse for a post or a graph. i come here for up-to-the-minute news, not this asinine filler garbage.

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