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New Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles trailer released at Leipzig

Aug 22nd 2007 8:50PM (Joystiq Playstation)
Good to see they've improved Belmont's voice. Other than that, not much to say - it still looks as excellent as ever.

Capcom registers "Apollo Justice" trademark

May 29th 2007 2:49PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
You can't be serious. "Apollo Justice" is a terrible name.

Javado Beckett, on the other hand... now there's a name you can trust.

In the Flash: Four Second Firestorm

May 5th 2007 4:35PM (Joystiq)
If we're going to play "What Games We Made", then I may as pitch in.

1) Dodge the Rubber Ducks - where you play as the clown and, you know, dodge the ducks.

2) Slice the Toast - align the line on the plate and hit space.

3) Open the Door - walk around a top-down dungeon, pick up a key and unlock the door.

4) Dodge the Snowballs - the one with the giant-ass snowman.

Feel free to send me death threats.

Giant enemy crabs: The story behind the meme

Feb 27th 2007 6:29PM (Joystiq)
Hi. Me again.

Gears of War a failure, sells a meager 3 million copies

Jan 19th 2007 4:53PM (Joystiq)
@11: Or maybe they're playing along with the original joke.

Resistance padding files only 420MB per region [update 2]

Nov 27th 2006 6:04AM (Joystiq)
So first it was rumoured to be over 17 gig on the disc, then only 4 and a bit (due to padding) and now there's only 420 meg of padding, and now someone's said that's not the number of meg, but something completely different. I'm looking forward to seeing what happens, if only because I have a morbid curiosity for forum pileups.

A fanatic is a dangerous dickhead of a liability to any affiliation.

@181: Seems like everytime someone says "turnabout is fairplay", I keep thinking of Phoenix Wright. Is that a bad thing?

Wii message board vs. Wii whiteboard

Nov 11th 2006 5:08PM (Joystiq)
@#21

Nintendo wants to pretend that the Wii is a revolution - playing the "we're different" card. Sony wants to pretend that the PS3 is a PC - playing the "tax dodge" card. Microsoft wants to pretend that the XBox isn't a PC with bells on - playing the "denial" card.

Sony says European gamers "don't mind" delays and later releases

Oct 7th 2006 6:10AM (Joystiq)
Considering the launch of the XBox360 (faulty units and faulty games), and the consistent reports on problems with the PS3, this delay might.... might... be a boon for Europeans. They'll have more time on their hands to give Europe an actual working product that doesn't promise to consistently glitch up.

"A delayed game is good eventually. A bad game is bad forever."

(Although since we're talking Sony here, with the infamous PS2 launch, this post is probably false optimism. I dunno.)

Giant Enemy Crab makes his animated debut

Jun 16th 2006 5:43PM (Joystiq)
I raise my eyebrow at Aceye and suggest that he quit whoring me out, please. But yes, I do commissions. Hurrah.

Giant Enemy Crab makes his animated debut

Jun 15th 2006 3:56PM (Joystiq)
As the producer of this flash movie, I'd just like to say one thing.

Holy cows on toast with mayonnaise.

Thanks for the article, guys.

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