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Mutagenaric

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Capcom wants to violate your expectations, but in a good way

Oct 10th 2011 2:59AM (Joystiq)
Violate my expectations? Please do, Capcom; I expect this to be absobloodylutely godawful.

Exaggeration, I know, but saying anything else makes Capcom come off as even more moronic than usual.

RAGE review: Anger management

Oct 4th 2011 12:18AM (Joystiq)
@Mike DPad It's too big to want to download, I assume.

You won't find the 'Feminist Wh*re' skill in the final version of Dead Island

Sep 8th 2011 1:45PM (Joystiq)
@iceveiled ... Feminists and misogynistic whores?

Honestly I don't think it's that big a deal, considering that it wasn't meant to be in the final code anyway (I know I tend to use rather lurid names in programs I'm testing out, especially if it's slow going with the coding). It's embarrassing for the company to have accidentally published it, though - it was almost certainly nothing more than a dumb in-office joke, and wasn't trying to be all "ooh, offensively artistic/artistically offensive!"

Oh, and whining about political correctness is dumb; be honest about it and just complain that you don't think it's okay for people to get annoyed when you act like a prick. (I know I do!)

Warp preview: Get in, get out

Aug 26th 2011 5:21PM (Joystiq)
@peter pham Well, maybe the little Warp character guy has a very delicately balanced tonicity that matches that of the average human's blood, and the barrier that separates his inner juices from the outside world allows free passage of water, meaning that if he touches freshwater he rapidly takes on watery mass until he bursts... Or, in the case of highly salty water, loses water until he shrivels.

Or something. I mean honestly, I'm just pulling stuff out of the air here.

Skyrim allows same-sex marriages

Aug 26th 2011 9:35AM (Joystiq)
I would be a better human being if I was more excited about this than the fact that argonians are now velociraptors, but... VELOCIRAPTORS.

WITH SWORDS.

Skyrim mugshots give us a taste of race

Aug 25th 2011 3:32AM (Joystiq)
Awesome! Are the faces all still terribly ugly? Well, yeah... but now it's because they're utterly grimbrutaltastic, instead of, y'know, just plain ugly. Now, if only the writing matches the atmosphere the default faces are giving off...

Skyrim mugshots give us a taste of race

Aug 25th 2011 3:27AM (Joystiq)
@Toasted jUiCE In Oblivion, they went somewhere terrible. Now they're back, and they're velociraptors. YESSSSS.

Amnesia dev discusses success; next project won't lose the 'scary atmosphere'

Aug 19th 2011 10:16AM (Joystiq)
@radioactivez0r Oh, it's not as bad as everyone says! There's even a level where you get to go for a happy little swim, and then an invisible friend comes to join you! :)

Skyrim will feature Steamworks support, also an adorable dog

Aug 19th 2011 12:12AM (Joystiq)
Man, I'm LOVING the new looks for the races. Frickin' velociraptors shooting fireballs, yes please. And the Dark Elves look even better than they did in Morrowind - here's to hoping they bring back the old voice actors for them.

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