Phenylketonurics

And by the power invested in The Internet, I now pronounce you wasted your time.

@A Sandwich
I am so hit by the nostalgia and I never even played the game myself. I was like 4 when I was watching my dad play it on the Genesis over and over and over...

@Once known as Shadsy

Words of obvious but precise wisdom, sir. Quite shameful he didn't realise that the internet feeds off of speculation and hype beforehand. Very unsettling, too, considering the fact that he's in his position right now because of it...

I don't know about this dog. I'm seeing an ulterior motive in his eyes... or maybe an Atari logo in his tongue.

I wonder what these mock-ups looked like with CRT monitors...

Well, I'll be. Cashola, eh?

Haha, no this is actually very nice. I love functionality in design and this is just drenched in it.

Not to mention the fact that it's slim and holds a reasonable amount of games. My current DS case holds six and is about the size of a DSLite. It may be time to update!

Wow. Definitely something to chew on in this. Especially the notion of imagination. In order to reach a wider audience, you have to pander and hand-hold them into "imagination".

With that I gotta say, my parents have actually pulled away from gaming as the graphics quality grew. The days of watching them play Strider, Gradius, Street Fighter, and Sonic have long since been over and I don't see them picking up the newer incarnations of these titles anytime soon.

While I am saddened and horrified by this invention, it is an invention nonetheless. The true evil here is Hot Pockets.

P.S. Thank you, ad-blocker, for another ad-free romp on the internet! You look out for me when no one else does. I truly thank you.

Good on ya, Capcom. This is the kind of news that makes me as proud as a Grandpa.

Nintendo is business, first and foremost. Just look at Iwata. I always think Men in Black when I see that man. Quietly saving the world while taking absolutely no real credit. He's serious business and hey, all the more power to `em.