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Torchlight coming to Xbox Live Arcade with new content for House Party series

Jan 6th 2011 2:20AM (Joystiq)
@zack11190
The ONLY games more important than Torchlight are Torchlight 2 and Diablo 3

BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE WITH YOU

Hackers claim discovery of PS3 'private key,' enabling unauthorized code [Update]

Jan 2nd 2011 3:59PM (Joystiq)
Man, everyone who upvoted Firenze (a loudmouthed ignoramus who either didn't watch the video or just didn't understand anything in it) and downvoted the guy trying to explain how programmers think is a complete knucklehead

Just figured I'd drop in and make that clear in case it wasn't blindingly obvious

Scott Pilgrim DLC finally drops on Xbox 360, but users report it doesn't work

Dec 30th 2010 10:15PM (Joystiq)
Every developer who worked on this game should just quit, because they took a solid game design and awesome artwork and turned it into garbage

It has 5-10 second load times on every menu screen, it's riddled with bugs, the AI is TERRIBLE (seriously, there's barely any difference between the easiest and hardest difficulties except the stats of the enemies) and this issue with the DLC goes beyond "slap in the face"

Final Fantasy XIV team restructuring, PS3 version delayed

Dec 11th 2010 1:31AM (Joystiq)
Man, I knew this day would come

Well, actually, I figured the game would just wallow in badness forever and I would smugly gloat about it

I was in the alpha/beta tests, but nobody gave a crap about any of my feedback. It was just a bunch of fanboys ragging on people and worshipping the few community managers who didn't bother to talk to anyone on the forums

News flash, Squeenix: You have no MMO market share outside of Japan because your games only appeal to your hikikomori fanboys

Readers pick best webcomic: Karma

Nov 20th 2010 4:10AM (Joystiq)
@SushiGummy
I don't get the first one

Shenmue Town is a 'side story,' made by Yu Suzuki's new company

Nov 1st 2010 10:20PM (Joystiq)
Why is it that everyone rightfully hated Shenmue because of its terrible quick time events, but everyone loves God of War despite its terrible quick time events?

Weekly Webcomic Wrapup is rushing for a costume

Oct 30th 2010 10:38PM (Joystiq)
Oh man, not one but TWO awesome comics this week

Well done, Virtual Shackles and Nerf Now

You guys are awesome!

ESRB: Dragon's Lair 2 coming to DSi

Oct 29th 2010 9:33PM (Joystiq)
*yawn* another god of war clone

Love those "interactive" cutscenes

Torchlight PC discounted to $10 during 1-year anniversary sale [update 2: How to get the Mac version]

Oct 28th 2010 1:47AM (Joystiq)
@delicatessen lama It's time to take back your living room! Put your PC in it, wire the PC up to the big screen, and plug in an xbox 360 controller or wireless hub

gogogogogogogogogogo

PlayStation Phone leak reveals prototype device, platform details

Oct 27th 2010 3:11AM (Joystiq)
I'm not too pumped either, it's just a crappy regular old phone like any existing android, iphone, windows phone, etc.

I'm sure it'll have some actual decent games on it unlike the $5 casual crap available on phones now, but I can't see myself shelling out the cost of a new smartphone for it

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