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Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 4:45PM (Joystiq)
Fidleous,

LOL man, good stuff.

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 4:39PM (Joystiq)
So true el,

I tell my friends to tell their wives that it is a blu-ray player also. Hell, even if you NEVER play a game on the PS3 it does so much other stuff that it is still worth the money.

It works more often than not, especially if the wife in question sees a Blu-ray movie on my Panny.

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 4:27PM (Joystiq)
YES, let's Fernando this thread up some.

KZ>Gears2
R2>Gears2
Both will sell more copies at the Walmart in Jackson Miss. then your pathetic Gears2. I bet you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000million zillion microsoft points against
$599 US dollars on 1st wiik sales at that Walmart.
Not to mention
LBP
WKS
MGS4
Motorstorm2
blah
bleh
bloh
bluh
this list is way many which greater more than your stupid 360 gears.

HAH
beat that.

and for those of you who are a little s l o
w, this entire post was


wait for it.....
wait for it.....

SARCASTIC.

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 4:15PM (Joystiq)
Apparently I am going to have to put in "sarcasm" everytime I mean to be sarcastic.

Example
I love the Wii. (sarcasm)
George W. Bush and his Freedom fighting NeoConservatives are true patriots and the greatest Americans ever. (sarcasm)

Fernando's Mullet is a chic magnet. (sarcasm)

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 4:05PM (Joystiq)
Oh c'mon Fenix, did you have to go and Fernando this thread?

Gears will undoubtedly be a HUGE game for the 360, but for me, I will take the plethora of quality AAA games heading the PS3's way this 3rd and 4th quarter over just one HUGE game.

See what you made me do?

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 4:02PM (Joystiq)
"when all the armor in Gears soldiers all have glowing accents...."

That would be the shiny/plastic UE3 rearing its shiny head. Perhaps the camo in KZ2 would have been a better example.

So, your new game is nearing release, how many copies will NG2 sell? Do you think it will be considered the greatest action hack/slash that you claim it to be?

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 3:51PM (Joystiq)
Gears of Beers, Steers, and Queers.

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 3:49PM (Joystiq)
One more reason as to why so much brown/grey. The soldiers and soldiers equipment need to be camouflaged so that they are harder for the enemy to see. Since dirt is brown smoke is grey and burnt or destroyed machinery is black, what better way to blend in to the surrounding then to mimic the predominant colors?

This is NOT the 17th century when COLOR in War was thought of as a good thing and standing still in a line while being fired upon was considered good military strategy. (I still cannot believe those soldiers had the balls to stand there while getting shot at all the while knowing that if they get injured, a barbaric "Field Hospital" amputation w/o anesthesia awaited them.

Gears of War 2 'Assault' screens, plus weapon-specific executions announced

May 13th 2008 3:10PM (Joystiq)
You see my child, WARS are dirty, destructive, and ugly. Go watch Private Ryan and you will see. Explosive residue, debris, burnt out machinery and houses, not to mention DIRT, yknow, the brown stuff on the ground, all contribute to the "brown/grey" look.

Only in Star Wars and Halo is War portrayed as a colorful experience. That is why KZ2 and GEARS look to have so many shades of grey.

If you and others would just take a moment to think, you would have come up with this answer all by yourself w/o me having to explain it to you as if you were a child.

Rumor: Sony may update PS3 firmware for GTA IV problems

May 13th 2008 1:58PM (Joystiq)
It's just like the Howard Stern haters in Private Parts. People who DON'T LIKE Sony pay MORE attention than people who do like Sony.
I don't get it either.

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