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Joystiq poll: Console purchase plans

Nov 15th 2006 11:46AM (Joystiq)
Suck that >, everyone hates Sony. You're just going to have to deal with it.

Game show contestant nun knows GTA better than Ms. Pac-man

Nov 14th 2006 9:12AM (Joystiq)
"Is GTA the biggest selling game series in the world? Me thinks that title would go to Mr Mario."

Mario by a massive margin. Even if you only count Super mario platformers (SMB 1-3, SMW, SM64, SMS, NSMB, Mario dwarfs the sales of GTA by at least a factor of three. If you add in Mario Tennis, kart etc we're talking an order of magnitude.

Hell, SMB1 has almost outsold the entire GTA series by itself.

The Wii alphabet

Nov 11th 2006 10:27PM (Joystiq)
He may be a fanboy, but even then he's got some facts wrong.

Even just on the first page:

The 'leaked' clock speed has still now been proven. IBM don't even make these chips at 789Mhz or whatever IGN said it was. IBM recently released info on the new low power PPC chips, and they start at 1Ghz. It was obviously leaked by a pissweak developer who had a Gamecube dev kit.

And the Wii CAN ouput higher then 480p, it's just that the software WONT.

Morons come in many forms - even fanboys who don't even understand arguments that can win them points. It would be like a Nintendo article 'accepting' that the Xbox 'smashed' the Gamecube, when in reality they sold almost exactly the same, it's just MS's bizzaro world where XB was successful and GCN was a flow.

Game sales up 16% in October on lower average price

Nov 10th 2006 12:00PM (Joystiq)
"As for the figures you're citing, Muttley (great name, by the way)... you're kidding me, right? The various incarnations of the GBA are selling better than the PSP in the US? I might be more fond of Nintendo's handhelds than Sony's, but I have to wonder if that's right."

They are 100% correct. Even the GBA is smacking the PSP around. Here they are again:

DS 360,000 units
PS2 235,000 units
Xbox 360,000 units
GBA 169,000 units
PSP 130,000 units

New PlayStation 3 commercial breaks a few eggs

Nov 9th 2006 9:04PM (Joystiq)
"24. "9. It's just their bullshit way of pretending they came up with motion sensing first.

It boils my blood to think that some sony fanbots will now think that NIntendo ripped off the motion sensing idea.

Dear lord I hope sony fail. To rip off the idea, then pretend at E3 that it was their own, then to name the controller such a stupid thing, and now to try and beat Nintendo to the punch.

Bastards.
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Wow... Just Wow.. how does One try and figure that? I think it was a world wide Astonishment when people found out the Wii was sixaxis.. And when ps3 ripped off the idea... can You be Less Retarded in the future please? As for the Advertisement- Love it. I love the Rubic cube one the most- Real clever- They already had me Sold when they said " Ps3" but these commercials would've sold me if I didn't want it back then.

Deer lord 1 h0p3 dat s0 knee phails!! ...retarded fan boys.."

WTF? Fanboy whore.

New PlayStation 3 commercial breaks a few eggs

Nov 9th 2006 1:05PM (Joystiq)
It's just their bullshit way of pretending they came up with motion sensing first.

It boils my blood to think that some sony fanbots will now think that NIntendo ripped off the motion sensing idea.

Dear lord I hope sony fail. To rip off the idea, then pretend at E3 that it was their own, then to name the controller such a stupid thing, and now to try and beat Nintendo to the punch.

Bastards.

Metareview - Elite Beat Agents

Nov 9th 2006 7:32AM (Joystiq)
Avril = lose.

Damn I hate that try-hard little whore.

Sony's Marketing SVP Peter Dille gets grille-d

Nov 7th 2006 7:48AM (Joystiq)
The Guy is pure douche when he talks about the DS. The friggin thing is KILLING the PSP in EVERY age group. It's now easily doubled the PSP's sales worldwide, and do you really think kids are buying Brain Training, Metroid and Phoenix Wright etc?

It's funny watching these lying F#$%s squirm when they've been defeated. They've not known defeat before (in this field), so they're reading from the 'we just won' script without realising that it makes then look even more stupid then they already are for failing.

Pink leads trio of new PSP colors in Japan

Nov 1st 2006 2:23PM (Joystiq)
"I can almost guarantee that 90% of the people that rip on the PSP's game library have either never played a PSP or have no clue what games are available. They've just jumped on the 'PSP Sucks' bandwagon. How's about thinking for yourself, sheep? I own both a PSP and a DS Lite, and I use my PSP way more than my DS. It's not even close. Maybe it's because I'm not 12 years old. Sorry, mini-games just don't cut it for me anymore."

That's gotta be a joke right? Or viral marketing. You managed to fit every single Sony fanboy cliche into one short post!

Why do these obvious fanboys/Sony employees (and it is obvious - there's both a 'nintendo is kiddie' and a 'DS is a gimmick' comment in the last line) always claim they have a DS? Is it to pretend that they're not biased, even though they then go on with shamelessly biased rants?

Get over it PSP kiddies, the damn thing is dying and will probably be dropped altogether soon.

Pink leads trio of new PSP colors in Japan

Nov 1st 2006 2:17PM (Joystiq)
"PSP is doing very well in Japan, it is the gameboy advance, sp, and micro that are deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaddddd there."

The last few months, the PSP has been selling at the same rate the gamecube sold for the same number of months since launch. Did it do 'very well' in Japan?

I can see you're desperate to point out that a Sony product sold more then a NIntendo product, and it's interesting that you chose an old Nintendo one versus a new Sony one. Did you know the gamecube outsold the PS1 last week?

On a worldwide scale, the PSP has been the THIRD highest selling handheld for the last year after both the DS and the GBA. It's third.

DEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD.

(Or at least as dead as SDF have always claimed the Gamecube was - and at least the GCN made money).

"lackluster game library?

I think not, in fact it has more highly rated games than the DS has, even got game of the year. http://www.pspfanboy.com/2006/10/29/psp-wins-best-handheld-game-award-ds-gets-family-nod/"

One's born every minute. The PSP had potential, but turned out to suck. It's now all but dead, and will be gone before the end of next year. Deal with it.

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