chris

You guys are as much clowns as any dad with a bad sense of humour. All those punny headlines and the puntastic wit sprinkled throughout the articles, I simply adore them.

I may be 23, but I was born with a old man's sense of humour. Doctor's say that if they try to remove it I'll die, so I guess I'm stuck with it, and by extension, coming back to this site.

That was weird...

Build a house. Paint a self portrait. Wait, what was the question?

Nailclippers for sure. Gotta keep 'em trim, even in space.

One of the cupboards in our kitchen. The door likes to swing open at random times, and if you don't notice it, prepare to eat a face-full of wood. Not so fun when you're carrying a hot drink.

Platform of choice: Xbox 360

I'd call my sword "The cutting, gutting, blade of badness"

Goddamned E.T.
When I was a kid, E.T. had just come out on video and after watching it with the family, it was time for bed. Just as I was falling asleep, I swear to god, I saw E.T.'s big ugly head popped up at the end of my bed and scared the living shit out of me.
I've hated that movie ever since.

Pinstriped three-piece, leather gloves and gumboots.
Don't ask me why, it just makes me a better gamer.

Easter Island

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