Nick

I hate the Battefield 3 and MW3 fanboys so much that, every time I encounter one, I put my children up for adoption and then kidnap them back from the orphanage.

@TopGunZ You can't really expect the average American to understand what you're saying when it's not in exact accordance with what the media tells them to believe.

@aea0a095 You seem to be forgetting that we're brainwashed to worship all things military related in this country. No, they obviously don't deserve to be given free video games for voluntarily doing a job, but you can't say that to a bunch of flag waving, pledge-loving, brainless American zombies. Cops in crime-heavy cities put their lives on the line too, but we're not sending them PSPs. The media has to portray the troops as heroes so we'll all eat it up and keep supporting wars that don't need to be fought. Who cares if a bunch of innocent kids get blown to pieces for a politician to get what he wants? Here's a nice shiny PSP!

@rbtroj Did you just maliciously reply to... yourself?

@(Unverified) I don't play Runescape, but do you really think that playing console video games (as I assume most of us reading this blog do) is somehow more of a life than playing MMORPGs on your computer?

Fall Out Boy is boring, but Deep Purple's Child In Time is a pretty good rock song. The solo in the middle is one of the greatest things popular music has ever seen.

This almost renders the Wii U entirely useless, if it weren't for Mario, Zelda, Metroid and... well if it weren't for those three franchises.

He looks like he's getting a pelvic surprise in this photo

@onan My UK accounts worked for me.

@The Only Girl Overboard in his sea of cum?