Old Professor Zertoss

You know why this was removed? Because Comcast just rolled out their fancy new DNSSEC and, wouldn't you know it? Turns out SOPA's DNS plans weren't compatible.

@HellFlyer

Joke is still funny.

@Yuglyoshi

According to the creator's (an art teacher) story, one of his students was telling him about how he had this condition that made his hands super sensitive and blister up easily. Needless to say, this made gaming very painful. He just wanted to play the Xbox his parents got for him.

Well, it just so happened that the teacher had been working on this monstrosity, and apparently it made a world of difference for the kid.

@darkinchworm

Nedroid is da bomb. Love it and Gunshow.

I, for one, welcome our new pun-tastic overlord. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

My gaming room smells of dark matter and Zoidberg.

FW:FW:FW: OBAMA BUYS SOCIAL(IST) VIDEO GAME WITH TAX PAYER MONEY

Adorable, yes. But will it fill up my hearts in Skyward Sword? Because good lord I suck at that game!

This reminds me, I got a brand new copy of the collectors edition for Assassin's Creed Brotherhood off of Amazon not long ago. The code it came with said it was expired on the little card, but it still worked when I tried it.

So watch those Ubisoft codes, too. They have printed expiration dates after which they may or may not work.

A patch that breaks more than it fixed (if it fixed anything at all)? That's called "Pulling a Bethesda."