Alex Hersh

Baconblast
This isnt so much a blast per-se, but rather a conjuring of bacon from my hand
...I guess the "blast" part could be a blast of flavor

still not sure how itll play

HORRID voice acting

that was a fast reconnect there at the end.... and that guy got TOMAHAWK'D!

aren't there upgrades you could use after you beat the game once considering that those weapons/upgrades transfer to future playthroughs?
if so stealth/speed/defense augments may make that more in the realm of possibility

for certain XBL Events or Community Playdates, you need to add certain people to your friends list, which you cannot do when that person has already accepted 100 people, upping the friend-cap will allow more people to participate in special games with devs, pros, celebs, etc.

maybe its referring to DLCs, maybe the story will be extended
or maybe its saying that making certain decisions within the game will affect the storyline

the "ITS A TRAP" part was a nice touch

I bought 2 games the week before christmas with all the money i had accumulated through odd jobs and such because i was impatient and of course i get those 2 games for christmas....

dont ya just hate it when that happens?

How about a drink dispenser attached to my gun so i can rehydrate every few hundred kills in horde mode