Knives

Can't call it a Spiderman game without the goddamn Rhino.

Probably one of my least favorite villains of all times.

Surely, 'stiq, you have meant Trapezomboid.

After FFXIII... I wouldn't even play this for free.

Well, this wholly depends on the type of dragon we're discussing here. In a lot of different mythos dragons shape shifted into people. So that's not so bad as far as dragon f**king goes.

Then again, scaley d*cks are a major turn on.

You play Halo with a friend. As he takes point, a blue, glowing grenade lands at his feet. "GRENADE!" you shout fearfully, knowing that his chances to survive are narrowing with every passing millisecond.

The last words you hear in your life are the game crying out "BETRAYAL", and your now ex-friend's furious expression as he screams something about your mother's promiscuity, followed by bashing your face in with a vase.

The lesson you've learned is "Don't bind the word "GRENADE" to throwing a grenade when playing a team-based shooter". Too bad you'll be buried in a closed casket some time next week.

FREE-ROAM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This video is not viewable in my country
I am from Israel

Therefore BLATANT ANTISEMITISM, GIMME YOUR VIDEO

This is not Silent Hill. What's next, Silent Hill Party?

This is:
A) Not scary
B) Feels like a cheap cash-in on existing designs and ideas
C) About as much Silent Hill as Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance is Baldur's Gate. At least Baldur's Gate has the overhead camera to maintain consistency.

Gawd.

@Rocket Raccoon

Density, sir.

DENSITY.

This... looks seven years old. I'm dying to love it, but there's no spark.

What did I ever ask? A sandbox, old school canon X-Men game where you can fling a car through a building, bringing it down.

Also bloody as all hell