Knives

I really dislike Joystiq for those commercials. At least TRY to hit the target audience? GAAAH.

@sparkster
I actually didn't get very far in the original. Something about adventuring with a mule really didn't work for me. Now you tell me there's no forth wall, so, guess I wasn't missing out on much.

Still, I love Obsidian. I hope this works out well.

Automatic guns? Really? :\
Where's the jetpack

Ugh, I wanna play this game so badly despite being utterly unimpressed by gameplay videos. Then again, this happened to me with the original Deus Ex and Thief games because gameplay looks clunky in videos, but they were super awesome.

@refinedsugar
Just played Fighting Fantasy: Deathtrap Dungeon on iOS and it's EXACTLY like that. Then again, gotta encourage that re-playability.

Holy hell, Aftermath is the worst movie ever. And the between-stories animation is downright the worst CGI -ever-. The cutscenes from Warcraft 2 look signifcantly better and that game is over a decade old.

@Grand Kerfuffle
D'oh! Sorry stiq :(

Aaaand still no report of that new Duke Nukem trailer. Shame on you, 'stiq. Shame on you. I even submitted the link for your approval, but noooo

MOAR Lost fuvcking Odyssey less Auto-Game Final Fantasies dammit.

@Prboi

Super Mario Galaxy has a princess with immodest behavior who constantly elopes with a massive dragon.

MOTHER CHINA DISAPPROVES
Y U NO CHASE DECENT LADY

Okay that's kinda wrong but I can't resist.