Tim Emmerling

Member since: Jun 13th, 2008

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Joystiq Xbox	9 Comments

Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

Aug 22nd 2008 10:31AM (Joystiq Xbox)

I would wrestle alligators with the bionic claw.

Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

Aug 21st 2008 9:55AM (Joystiq Xbox)

I would star in the next Batman film as his new Nemesis: The One Clawed Man.

Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

Aug 20th 2008 10:33PM (Joystiq Xbox)

I would scale the Sears Tower.

Games for Windows Live goes free

Jul 23rd 2008 1:55PM (Joystiq Xbox)

I hate paying for the service. The WII service is free. The PS3 service is free. Somehow, they think they can jack us for the $50/year and we still end up paying for it, willingly and for many, gladly. I'd love to see them make this service free, or knock down the cost by about 80%.

Fanswag Weekly: Gears of War figures - Day 2 [update]

Jun 26th 2008 1:05PM (Joystiq Xbox)

Definitely the Fu Man Chu!

Fanswag: Win 1600 MS Point codes and Ninja Gaiden 2

Jun 20th 2008 12:24PM (Joystiq Xbox)

I would definitely use the points to buy ninja training lessons for my unborn son, that way when I'm old and decrepit, he can protect me from zombie pirates who are currently plotting their hostile takeover in the year 2015.

Fanswag: Win 1600 MS point codes and Assault Heroes 2

Jun 19th 2008 12:16PM (Joystiq Xbox)

I think I would buy a virtual lama with the points.

Fanswag: Win 1600 MS Point codes and Aces of the Galaxy

Jun 18th 2008 2:00PM (Joystiq Xbox)

Hands down, I would spend the MS points on the purchase of a virtual cage and virtual feed for the virtual chicken that lives in my 360. Its name is delicious and it enjoys roosting in the electronic paradise that the 360 provides.

If there were any points left over, I'd get Commando and the new Halo maps.

Fanswag Weekly: Enemy Territory: Quake Wars

Jun 13th 2008 9:14AM (Joystiq Xbox)

I agree with him, when I'm gaming, take my out of my current pair of shoes and put me in a new set.

Tim Emmerling

Tim Emmerling's Latest Comments

Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

Games for Windows Live goes free

Fanswag Weekly: Gears of War figures - Day 2 [update]

Fanswag: Win 1600 MS Point codes and Ninja Gaiden 2

Fanswag: Win 1600 MS point codes and Assault Heroes 2

Fanswag: Win 1600 MS Point codes and Aces of the Galaxy

Fanswag Weekly: Enemy Territory: Quake Wars

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