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CaptainProtonX

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Rumor: Pictures show 'slim' PS3 model in production

May 14th 2009 10:55AM (Joystiq)
Your comment makes no sense.

Rumor: Pictures show 'slim' PS3 model in production

May 14th 2009 10:41AM (Joystiq)
So, the whole series of pics, and people still think it's fake?

WTF would anyone, even the Chinese, go thru these production values to make a giant hoax about a gaming system that's in 3rd fucking place in the latest console generation?

The 360 HAS gone through redesigns, but only internally and software wise.

Sony needs to do this to cut costs and make up for millions, if not billions, lost thus far.

Take note the top of the shell is flatter now. You can put your slim PS2 right on top.

Awwwwww...thanks, Sony.

LucasArts details The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes

May 14th 2009 10:23AM (Joystiq)
We're never going to get a decent game based on the original Trilogy. Never, ever, ever.

Never.

Sega's Arcade masterpiece is as close as we're going to get.

I don't think Lucasarts knows how to do it. They are so dumb-founded by Lucas' re-envisioning of Star Wars as Sesame Place in Space that the original grittiness and joy is dead.

Does anyone even remember Luke Skywalker? Han Solo? GODDAMN CHEWBACCA?

But we had to have the robot equivalent of Bert and Earny in space from day one.

Rumor: Pictures show 'slim' PS3 model in production

May 14th 2009 9:58AM (Joystiq)
"These pictures arrive amidst rumors that, in addition to the (rumored) PSP Go!, some other new Sony hardware may be unveiled at E3. If those rumors are true, and if the new hardware is a PS3, then ... these pictures could still be fake."

Someone call Mary in Legal.

Rumor: Pictures show 'slim' PS3 model in production

May 14th 2009 9:54AM (Joystiq)
I remember those days. Mainly because I also have a 500gb model (20gb upgraded). =)

I sure love me some PS2 games on the PS3. Shame Sony lost that ancient knowledge during the "Great Upheaval". Maybe, someday, a plucky youngster from a nearby village can pick up the burning torch of truth to again restore peace to the PS3 SKU Kingdom and bring back what was once revered.

*Queue anime theme song*

OMG! Activision and Nickelodeon developing a game based on iCarly

May 13th 2009 10:41AM (Joystiq)
What the hell is an "iCarly"?

Why the hell am I posting to this article?

Rumor: Activision considering Guitar Hero TV show, tour

May 8th 2009 4:41PM (Joystiq)
So, CoD the movie.

Staring such "players" as "m@dP!mpL0rd" and "sucdeeznuts!!!11".

"Quick! GET A HEADSET, M#THERF@CKER!"

Activision announces Guitar Hero 5, Band Hero and DJ Hero for fall

May 7th 2009 10:26AM (Joystiq)
So, none of these games would work as plain DLC?

You know? Sending "data" over an "internet tube" to be stored on a "hard drive" as an "add-on" for an existing game?

Seeing that the existing GHs and RBs are now as prolific as a whore at a port-side dock, you just can't add this shit to those games?

It would be awesome if this scenerio was played out. People spending real money now to be a fake hero can stop being fucked when their current investments are made moot.

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