seanemac007

Duke -

I just relate these kinds of "PLEASE STEAL ME" situations to dangerous places that seem so wrong that they seem to invite kids who don't know better to come and play. Attractive nuisances. Like those electrical stations that have just a metal fence around them and look like a jungle gym. Or an unfinished swimming pool. Things that scream "Hi. It's wrong, but play with me anyway, regardless if its wrong."

Admittedly, does not quite fit, but the idea is there when you look at it from GameFly, and the consumer's points of view.

Anyone remember GameFly's old envelopes? The ones that were all orange (instead of the white with orange)?

My games were constantly not arriving so I sent a letter to GameFly suggesting they stop using those envelopes that screamed "Hi, I am worth $40-$60 dollars, regardless of what is inside. Steal me now." Attractive nuisance, anyone?

"...regardless of what is inside..." Ok, I know. I rented some crappy games. But on the average, probably worth an a-hole's time to steal.

No kidding... (although I don't know if you're a jerk).

I'd like to start a crazy rumor at this point (hoping that it will come true) and say that I heard something around the water cooler about "The Pink Floyd's ROCK BAND: The WALL"...

Performing a liver transplant on a one-eyed elephant while blindfolded (both you AND the elephant) is one thing you shouldn't be able to do while walking. In my personal opinion.

Thou shalt immediately become familiar with the glorious Yngwie Malmsteen, elst pay the ultimate price.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5FAcd2sbM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_IYe5JTZ4&feature=related

ROCK GUITAR BAND HERO 2.5: THE "I LOVE PLAYING FAKE INSTRUMENTS" EDITION

Another great band that backed the wrong horse. Rock Band 2 is where its at. They are everything good about 80s rock, without the bad haircuts and a better wardrobe.

Now just give me my keyboard-guitar controller and my "I Love The 80s" track-pack (Frankie Goes To Hollywood, A-ha, Pet Shop Boys)!

I would love that, actually.

Why or why am I forced to to change my online status EVERY SINGLE TIME I turn the machine on!? God praise "sticking".... now please deliver it to us!

Huh? I have to wait another month for the Special Edition?? But I want the new guitar and drums!!