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Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier to be present Holiday 2010

Feb 9th 2010 9:01AM (Joystiq)
Wonderful. This article just killed any excitement I had for the next Ghost Recon.

Ubisoft has a way of making everything sound good: ""cutting-edge technology, prototype high-tech weaponry, and state-of-the-art single-player and multiplayer modes"

Sounds good on paper, but tranlated to english, this means:

"So ehhh yeah we dont really have anything new to add in so were just going to ehhhhh expand on GRAW 1.5 even more by ehhhhhhh making the NOOB TOOL (aka crosscom) just basically shoot all teh bad guys FOR the player! oh and then were going to throw ehhhhhh some new maps in and ehhhhh,call it a fresh, exciting multiplayer experience."


Oh, gotta love the part that says: "unparalleled level of quality that will excite long-time fans and newcomers alike."

what ubi is really saying:

ehhhhh yeah we dont care at all about the series veterans so were ehhhhhhh just gonna take all teh fun stuffz out of teh game by dumbing it down and making it way too simple and easy to attract more n()()Bs and ehhhhhhh give the player stuff taht basically tells them where the bad guys are and ehhhhh now in this game its just gonna shoot teh bad guys for em!


If you guy's havent realized, Ubisoft applied the "excite long-time fans and newcomers alike." line to Splinter Cell and Rainbow Six as well, and look. Both of those franchises have gone down hill and they have REALLY dumbed those games down (especially conviction) and said the game will

"excite long-time fans and newcomers alike."

Sorry guys, this is prolly gonna be GRAW 1.6. I really wish the series would return to its roots, but looks like thats not going to happen.

I wont be buying this, nor splinter cell conviction when that comes out.

Sega cites 'tweaks' and release position for Alpha Protocol delay [update]

Feb 6th 2010 11:00PM (Joystiq)
I love how I was downvoted for simply having a different opinion than everyone else. Good job people

Sega cites 'tweaks' and release position for Alpha Protocol delay [update]

Feb 6th 2010 9:48PM (Joystiq)
Alpha protocol will be better than mass effect 2. Maybe not more popular, but still better.

Hands-on: Metro 2033

Feb 4th 2010 11:18PM (Joystiq)
Did modern warfare have a baby with fallout 3?

Class-action suit charges Microsoft with fraud

Jan 26th 2010 2:39PM (Joystiq)
wow, this might apply to me. I did purchase fable 1 off the marketplace for $15 and then realized they they took it down less than 3 months later---bastards. Heh. If this is a class action suit im taking part. Call me greedy I dont care, look how greedy microsoft execs are.

Bungie asking Halo 3 players to show their hearts for Haiti

Jan 17th 2010 1:03AM (Joystiq)
LOL TROLLS LOL PEOPLE BITCHING LOL USELESS DEBATE LOL

Metro 2033 gets box art, new screens

Jan 14th 2010 10:03PM (Joystiq)
Cant wait for this game.

Unlock Xbox finalists announced

Jan 13th 2010 6:35PM (Joystiq)
Every time I hear or see anything about "DORITOS UNLOCK XBOX ZOMFG" I cant help but think of morbidly obese people.

Metareview: Army of Two: The 40th Day

Jan 13th 2010 6:27PM (Joystiq)
Every reviewer except game informer gave it a score in the 80's. How is that awful?
Also, after playing the demo, game informer's is the only score I agree with. Game is crap.

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