Kwad

What's that green thingy do and why is there a butthole on it?

I'm suprised that MLB the Show Challenge of the Week attempts didn't crack the list. I know I had to have spent at least 80$ on them when I was obsessed with it, and there were always people on the leaderboard who had far more attempts than me

own a car i roll in every DAY!

it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food

When the missus is watching something I don't care for, on the couch

Yes to car, in it all the time, I need somewhere to sleep

Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

Only currently have an old iphone so I rarely play anything on it, waiting at the doctors office or on breaks at work mostly.

I have a car and I am in it every freaking day, someone in a bike friendly, reliable public transportation city please adopt me

It smells like beef and cheese