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Kaoz

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Joyswag: Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands

May 17th 2010 3:17PM (Joystiq)
Sands of Time

360

Swag Sunday: Resonance of Fate (360) [update]

Apr 18th 2010 10:24PM (Joystiq)
One day I was shootin some b-ball outside of my school in Philly. I got in a fight, a little one, with some dudes that were up to no-good. Making trouble all around the neighborhood. My mom got all scared

And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Sega: MadWorld on Wii a 'mismatch;' Platinum Games needs power of 360, PS3

Apr 6th 2010 7:43AM (Joystiq)
I bought Madworld at launch, it needed better controls ... and more weapon variety.

It was a neat game, looked good, interesting concept, executed poorly.

It played too slowly, and everything boiled down to stick a sign through his head 2-3 times, throw a barrel/tire over him, then throw him into spikes/sawblades. I know most games can be broken down into parts like that easily, but this game got really old, really fast for me.

That said, I can't blame them for ditching the wii honestly, you can point to most the game failures and say this is why they failed. Low marketing, not good enough etc etc. But after a while, the excuses just have to stop, and I have been one of the people saying the excuses to a lot of people for a while.

Glad I have a 360.

Joyswag: Nintendo DSi & Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver

Apr 2nd 2010 9:48AM (Joystiq)
B. Proton
D. Rayquaza
A. Berry Pots
C. Berry Toss
B. Safari Zone

The Conduit 2 coming to Wii

Mar 30th 2010 8:39PM (Joystiq)
The only thing the game did right was the controls, which needed tweaking, but you could get them perfect for you.

The levels were too linear, the story was bad, the enemies were generic etc etc.

I enjoyed it because the controls were good, but it was not a very good game. The 69 metacritic score seems about right to me.

Joyswag: Just Cause 2 (Xbox 360) [update]

Mar 26th 2010 11:26AM (Joystiq)
rocket launcher jump

Joyswag: Just Cause 2 (Xbox 360) [update]

Mar 24th 2010 4:20PM (Joystiq)
rocket launcher jump

Swag Sunday: Assassin's Creed 2 (PC) [update]

Mar 21st 2010 8:47PM (Joystiq)
Steam I guess.

It works pretty good, although I don't like that they can get a hair on their butt about something and remove access to every single game you have paid them for.


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