Reapz

It'll be good, but that's not what I'm posting about... I have the same socks as that dude!

Now Valve just need to implement an in-built mp3 player and a way to voteban team killers and we'll be right to go.

And for the TK'ing thing, I mean in fun levels where people shoot out the floors underneath you. Fuck that pisses me off.

Yeah man, as a kid I watched this all the time. Absolutely classic, but as kids, who nitpicks films like this? Samantha Mathis was also very hot.

@ Jezreel

What, you want the box-art background to have twinkies and a chocolate river? Because that's what the Metroid series is based around, chocolate.

Wow, this reminds of trying to achieve Perfect: 1 ranking in Perfect Dark on the N64. You had to get a multitude of other things to gain rank, but one of them was I think walking 20km or 200km or something in Multiplayer. It was an insane amount.

So I sticky-taped the controller and some of the buttons to straife around in a circle and left it on for days at a time and even then it still took ages to reach the amount.

This brings back memories.

Dammit, too bad this is in the UK and not in Australia. I work for Coke and get all the free drinks I will ever need, so these comps are so easy to get those labels.

Well I'd have to get someone else to get it because Coke employee's can't enter :(

Sorry Rubang, but I'd have to sue you for ripping off my intellectual property.

I can't? I'll travel to America, where anyone can be sued for anything.

Well come on, who didn't already know this? (Yeah, the whore part suprised me, but still). Even the prostitutes down under is a hairy situation, (there you go Rubang) because it is legal, and it's the same as giving them $500 to write a good review and then the reviewer going to blow it on a hooker (another one for you).

It is pretty bad in Australia, everytime I open a magazine that has anything to do with games or other tech, it's rife with good reviews for bad things. This is why I take to the internet, for whore-free nerdburger news.

You kow, I feel sorry for the poor person(s) who's job it is to send this stock out.

I just started a new role (for Coca-Cola) which I have to decide, based on availability and demand which state gets what (and this is in Australia, we don't have heaps of states/population like the US). It's hard.

So I can only imagine what the person is thinking right now trying to get as many units to as many states as possible, based on demand. Poor bugger.

Or summed up in Aussie-Speak. Streuth, that sheila must be feeling like a shrimp on the barby! Crikey, that kookaburra is taking off with my jumbuck!

Well this doesn't surprise me at all.

We have a show down under called "Today Tonight". It's basically A Current Affair or whatever you yanks have, but so biased and one sided it isn't funny. Besides always showing off some segment of a show (Dancing with the stars) that their station is showing that night to create publicity, it is a very opinionated show. It's stupid, basically.

Anyway, the other week they had a spot about the PS3 and how it shit over everything, even the pope. It shit on the pope.

So on comes some "Game Guru" whom I've never heard of, who starts going on about how good the PS3 technically is. He shows off Motoracer or whatever it is, you know, the CGI trailer they had going at E3 that they claimed was in-game. I think they showed about 3 seconds of collective shots with in-game footage.

During this, they kept saying how awesome it was, all a load of garbage *money under table* type of transaction.

Sony used to hail down here, Aussies loved it, but now it's Wii and Xbox 360. For the better I say.

Unrelated: Today Tonight, my favourite quote ever, with hatred:

"So that's what is happening on Dancing with the Stars tonight, some excitement... and tomorrow, find out what popular general ingredient you could be using can KILL you, look forward to your company then."

I hate that show.