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Ninjacrank

Member since: Aug 11th, 2008

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EA: Dead Space really is banned in China, Germany and Japan

Sep 11th 2008 1:34AM (Joystiq Playstation)
Can you tell me when the world ends too? I'd really like to set my affairs in order.

To Catch A Mario

Sep 11th 2008 1:27AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Overrated is overrated.

VC Monday Madness: Cho Aniki and Final Soldier

Sep 9th 2008 2:48PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Final Soldier make happy in pants.

Silva reviews Dishwasher, falls short of expectations

Sep 5th 2008 10:20AM (Joystiq Xbox)
I'm pretty sure a large number of the comments here have given me cancer. I'll be sending you my medical bills.

Super Mario RPG, Clu Clu Land press A to attack Virtual Console

Sep 1st 2008 4:50PM (Joystiq)
What you just said does not in any way counter what I said.

Wii does what Wii does. Do not want? Do not buy.

What's the point of the Wii being a SD Xbox 360?

Super Mario RPG, Clu Clu Land press A to attack Virtual Console

Sep 1st 2008 12:36PM (Joystiq)
I wake up this morning and my body is sweaty and unhappy. I turn on the internets and read about Super Mario RPG coming out. Sweet, everyone has been waiting for this, right? Virtual Console is looking up lately and I have more games to buy than money.

Then I read the comments. You guys are the most annoyingly unhappy lot. Whirlwind of bad feeling all around. Amazingly people -do- still play Smash Bros. and Mario Kart. Just like people still play Halo 3, perhaps? Online Kart matches begin fairly quickly and run fine as of two days ago.

A $5 aquarium, that is apparently a very good simulation is also just fine by a lot of people, amazingly. I know it's crazy to have a bit of variety now and again. Sucks that all the downloadable services and consoles aren't carbon copies of each other. Wouldn't it be awesome if we all wore salmon colored shirts too?

GDIAF, love Ninjacrank.

PSP Brite diagnosed with lower battery life expectancy

Aug 30th 2008 10:38PM (Joystiq)
My attention span only lasts for ten minutes, so I never notice these battery thinguses.

Wii Warm Up: The others

Aug 30th 2008 10:34PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Game.com is still the best ever.

Ask PS3 Fanboy: More edition [volume 06]

Aug 23rd 2008 11:56PM (Joystiq Playstation)
I have done as you requested, and it smelled like the finest caviar.

Hillcrest Laboratories files patent infringement suit against Nintendo

Aug 22nd 2008 5:55AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
I am going to patent taking a dump, and whenever anyone goes to drop a deuce I will swirl up out of the U Bend and demand twenty bucks.

My lawyer will of course be hiding in the tank ready to ambush in case negotiations break down.

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