Spud27

Fire Justin McElroy. Consider my demand made...now just make my demand met. And while I'm demanding things...send some beautiful women my way too...make sure they're carrying lots of money to give me...and cupcakes...I demand cupcakes...with sprinkles.


...or at the very least a used copy of Fallout...I suppose I can settle for that...with sprinkles on it...

What the heck all that radiation is doing to the 'little swimming guys' count in men.

What they don't realize is that they are studying the wrong thing. It's not violent video games that lead to violent behavior...it's terrible parenting, which leads to kids being allowed to play violent video games (after all, ESRB keeps all retailers from selling M games to anyone under 17). This means that parents, even with warning of mature content from retailers, willing contribute to the delinquency of their own children. If you don't want violent behaviors, then stop using video games as a babysitter for your kid. You didn't wear a condom, so man/woman up and be a good parent. Go read them a book, play with them outside, or show a general interest in their lives and well-being, but don't, by any means, blame the video games for the violence in today's children.

Joystiq, you need to update (while already late) your post...even for those who are SUPER busy, there is a law that states that companies must give you two hours (unpaid time) to vote. So even for the super busy...take an hour lunch...and then another two hours to vote. Its probably more important than whatever you're doing now anyhow (unless you're a doctor in the middle of open heart surgery).

Sarcasm...the weapon of choice when insulting people who are too stupid to realize they are being insulted.

Male chickens...so I can Rok-It out with my cock out.

Viva Pinata!

Wait...I just sound stupid now...

Battletoads!!!!

...might have just gotten worse...

Just remember...this joker is a millionaire...for writing a song that makes no sense...and serves no purpose in bettering humanity...and he's obviously a genius. Which means we should all worship his critique of Braid, just as the American public (however, probably not anyone that views this website) worship his ankle slapping, epileptic seizure-like dance. It's the American public who have put him in the limelight as a millionaire...while teachers, firefighters, police officers, and public servants continue to pull down a fat 30K a year.

If you're going for Scrubs references, you've missed the most obvious...and the most awesome....

The Banana Hammocks

GO GO GO GO WHIIIITE SOX!

Chicago White Sox! FTW...of the world series...hopefully. Time to relive 2005!