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tenno

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Third Resident Evil film to be buried in desert

Jul 5th 2006 3:21PM (Joystiq)
=( I live in Vegas and even if everyone died, the desert wouldnt bury us, we dont even really have sand dunes. It'd be more likely to turn into the desert oasis meadow it was originally. Vegas with dunes would require nukes blowing up all the mountains.

The first RE was alright, not great but it had some neat moments and an almost good story. The second RE was complete and utter BS action movie crap but stiff campy enough for a good laugh. I dunno what the third will be like, Milla gains all these powers over computers but is now stuck in a desert apocalypse where they're useless? =

They may as well just make the 4th one in space and follow the standard horror movie cliche. Why the hell does she keep gaining power anyways? The horror of RE has always been about creatures that are impossible to kill with limited ammo and instead she's sailing around on a motorbike, pulling shit Vin Diesel wouldnt heasitate to laugh at.

Still better than the DOOM movie though.

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