Banana Kid

Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Kelley?

The power of 5,000 suns? That's .005 Sentries!

I disagree on the best sound effect ever. Also from Incredible Hercules, Herc tossed The Sentry through the ceiling...with a sound effect of "N-TU-DASUNNN!"

Which, if you kept up with The Sentry, is HILARIOUS.

Does Chris Roberson plan to explain away Lois's outfit?

Maybe that's the artist's fault but she looks like a teenage prostitute. It's kinda making those pages impossible to believe.

I was on board until you starting dissing Mortal Kombat II.

It was COMPLETELY fun to play! The spine-ripping is just the icing on the cake.

Phoenix is dumb. The REAL announcement is of Metro City Mayor, Mike Haggar.

The greatest wrestler-turned-politician of our generation!

That's bullshit. Sue won't die.

If she dies, Marvel is sexist for killing off the team's only woman. No chance.

Bring back She-Hulk, but for real this time. Get Dan Slott back on it.

Okay, odds on them not doing their research and putting in a Hulk/She-Hulk sex scene?

I'd say they're very high.

"Are there any cards with black holes? My son doesn't like black holes"

There totally is a Black Hole card, so her son is kinda screwed.