krimsonhead

you got that backwards, the game is great and fun but the story is mucked.

massacring people in bowerstone, and was going to finally give in and take community service. but then found out i had killed ninety nine people, so i changed my mind and killed two more, making it one hundred and one.

sometimes they try to be creative and make the barrels glowing yellow or something.... and then i tell the game "you idiot. its supposed to be red!"

playing Pro Wrestling on NES with my brothers and cousins on thanksgiving so many years ago. all i remember is it was lots of fun.

playing Adventure Island with my sister, who didnt play many games, it was super fun.

curbstomp is the only way to smear your enemies' brains good and deep into the dirt.

cut em apart with the chainsaw, no hesitation.

my biggest fear is also my greatest dream,

eating a planet-sized marshmallow to my death.

green because.. well why not?