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I'll be sitting around, playing all of the games that have come out in the past few months that I couldn't afford with my own means. Hopefully, I'll be doing a review for a few of them at beefjack.com! I'd sure love to win this contest so I can either just play, or review any of them!

I haven't murdered anyone, so I've been relatively nice.

Playing the original Gameboy when I was like four when flying to Germany.

Last year, the first time I met my future step-sister, she was watching me play Gears of War 2, and told me where to go when I was lost.

Yeah, my story sucks.

Well considering I've only got the original Katamari, and I've never played Warhawk, I'm happy enough. Hope I win!

I'm conflicted if I should abandon my physical everything for digital, or if I should cling to physical. To me, when the pros/cons of each are weighed, the emotional attachment to physical wins out.

So I'll be the guy with crates full of old games. CLINGING FOR DEAR LIFE.

Calling the survey of "gaymers" is just as bad as the segregation of "girl gamers". Can't we all just be gamers, that all happen to be different people with different characteristics? One person might be black, gay, or twelve feet tall, and they can all be gamers.

While we technically have black actors or gay actors, and for some reason separate award ceremonies for each, all it does is pronounce differences even more, when they're just all actors.

At the end of the day, we'll always have every ethnicity and whatever of actor, and they're all equally eligible for the industry-wide awards, and all gamers are equally eligible to...I dunno, suck?

Then again, people can do what they want. If people want to purposefully segment themselves from the rest of their group, let them. I understand the need to show pride at being different and a part of a different group, ie: gamers still being people. So have your gay awards/surveys! Celebrate the differences, etc.

The entirety of Stairway to Heaven.

That, or the entirety of And Then There Was Silence, by Blind Guardian.

CHOOSE WISELY!

The entirety of Super Metroid.

That, or the first time you step onto the planet in Metroid Prime 1.

COLE TRAIN, BABY!