Chris

Awesome! I can't wait

Oh, good thing it was just a mistake. For a second there, I thought Google was attempting a electronic coup to take over the internet.

Wow, I used to play this game, it's just been a really long time...

Pretty fun game, though.

I thought patents were only valid on specific objects with drawn-up plans, not on vague ideas from insignificant loser companies.

I think suicide is actually considered murder under US law, it's just not really punishable.

The next step is to tax exhaling because all of you dogs are spewing carbon into the atmosphere every time you breathe. Shame on you.

People with a caffeine allergy outta be avoiding coffee whether or not they think it's decaf. It's like lighting a fire in a fireworks warehouse hoping that most of them are duds.

You can never talk to your kids about drugs and alcohol soon enough...

I'm waiting for one that tests if your booze is really alcoholic. If there isn't one already, that is.

I apologize on behalf of normal Christians for this man. He is...not very nice.