Maozilla

A boombox that would play Quake sounds every time I got a kill or kill streak. Humiliation!

Human. They always win, haven't you guys ever watched the Terminator movies? Sure, cybernetics destroy and kill a lot, but in the end the last man standing is a man. Not a robot.

I'd put this on my family jewels, if you know what I mean.

To get into a secure safehouse to protect itself from the velociraptors from Jurassic Park. Those things are scary, you know.