III Mr PEL III

Jordan looks like shes been smashed in the face with a spade!!

Someone push her under a bus and rid the world of the silly bitch lol

Lucy pinder is well nice...id wank over her anyday lol

(Dances around the room waving a banana)

Yeeeahh baby....been hoping this game would be made for a looooong time now. I love the Aliens films (with the exception of the rather pathetic Alien Resurrection) and providing they havent buggered this up gameplay-wise, this should be the best game in my collection so far.

HR Gigers work is truly amazing if not disturbing and I cant wait to see these little sods running about in full HD glory!

This is Pel...last surviving northerner of the UK...signing off lol

Bioshock 2 will be both a prequel AND a sequel.

We will get to see how the demise of Rapture plays out in flashback form through the dreams of little sisters (now all grown up and living in cities on "dry land")
We will also get a chance to revisit the tainted dystopia, as the pull of Rapture is too great for them to ignore.
The Big Daddy's search the halls for the little sisters, wailing and moaning night after night and due to the macabre connection these two characters share, both feel the subconcious desire to be together once more.
So...the little sisters...along with a group of explorers and grave robbers, venture back into the decaying halls of a city forgotten.
But...many years have passed...and now something far more deadly than any Big Daddy lurks around every corner.

Pel 2K

LMFAO That was sheer genius!!

The last few seconds sez it all

"Assuming I still have a job"

...Which by our reckoning...you won't cliff.

NO WAY!!!

HeeHee I remember this game on Dreamcast and I loved it to bits!!

The best part however wasnt the game, it was the lil chatroom that came with it and I met loooaaads of funky people on there in the UK.

Man..if anyone is reading this and remembers me from the old UK CHU chatroom days giz a message, my xbox live gamertag is Predatorial Pel
Id love to hear from ya.

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!!

Ive pulled funnier things out of my nose.

DEAD SPACE!!!!!!!

Awww bugger...i was waiting for the little girl to walk down the hall, get delayed on her journey to the living room by 40 mins worth of matchmaking faults due to santa having one more ranking stripe than her and then, once battle commenced, have a grenade just "magically appear" on her shoulder due to an unbelievable (yet realistic) 10 second lag localised in her very own home whilst someone kung-fu flips over her christmas tree.
Merry Xmas everyone!!

The only way im gonna go back to playing gears is if they update gears 1 and put all the new maps and weapons from gears 2 in it.
Gears 2 is too broken for me to even care about wether or not they patch it in future...its been tarred with a brush that will never come clean.

Id still like the ability to put tattoos on my avatar rather than naff, pointless clothing.
Or how about some "inhuman" looks like horns or devil wings, big clawed hands or something like that?! These `mii-too's` are just way too kiddy-ish for me to be really that bothered about them.
Maybe in the future they'll bring out some kind of Sims/xbox live/build your own home/interact with the rest of xbox live world game. (if you can make sense of that lol)