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The euphoria engine is the best thing to happen to games in a long time.

GTA4 is the one game that I have kept because euphoria makes it replay value so high. Just the other day I was surprised to a mans body fly so hard into a light post and knocking it on a women after hitting him so hard off his scooter with my car.

Why don't more developers use this engine? Assasin's Creed 2 was great, but now think of it with RAGE or a Euphoria engine. Ragdoll is out.

Dude I dont know what just happened there, but if that pilot doesn't become president of the United States for destroying every enemy to this blessed land I'll be very upset!

Wow you guys are so cool, but I still cant hear you over all the No More Heros 2 I've been playing.

This is a stupid comparison, but would make apple happy none-the-less.

Saying things are gonna be like the Wii, doesn't scream "unsuccessful" .

Wow Vertical Limit!

and you don't sound like a pompass Douche or anything.

Actually she's just gradually falling into a hole.

Dude I'm Lizzing! I'm Lizzing!

Is that guy finding an excuse to unbutton his shirt?

It was foggy morning. The bed was cold on both sides of me. What would normally be an excuse to sleep in actually was not, there was another... the Tonight Show fiasco.

I was lethargic, and could barley move. My lack of analogies on Joystiq also ailed my mind as the blinking light on my desktop seemed to paralyzed me from leaving my bed. "There's got to be an unrelated meaning to all this," I said to myself, as I reached to turn off the jarring sound to my alarm clock.

My feet made its way to the cold floor, only to step on an old NES controller. "Humph, Nintendo," I thought snarlingly, "Who likes them anymore anyway." Kicking the old plastic pad underneath my bed was the only way serve that notion... or was it.

"Wait," my words stopped me. I look over at the black screen that was my computer monitor. "I hate Jay Leno," is said with a pause, "I hate Nintendo." it all seemed to make sense. My mind started to wonder as I knew people were going to agree with me. It just may be the start of the revolution.

My thoughts couldn't keep up with my fingers as I mashed the thick keys down as fast as I could.

-"Mario is the Jay Leno of video games."

I couldn't wait for all the upvotes. The refresh button never looked so good.

-fin-

but.... You're right! Because of your post you make the last one bajillion people to want it!

So Nintendo's ridiculously large focus group is done. They're gonna do it!