Captain Nunzio

Any perk involving beer is a good perk to me.

Underscore.

A soundtrack of your own choosing plays in everyone else's head, and the soundtrack changes depending on your mood.

iPod bomb. Whenever someone tries to resync your iPod, it explodes. Simple, yea, but useful at my office where we all network iTunes.

I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy this game. I just prefer not to listen to Molyneux's hype.

any perk involving knocking people unconscious with gas would rule.