The Monarch

Uhh...

So basically now I get to pirate foreign games without feeling bad about it at all? Was that Nintendo's plan?

Everyone gets pissed over 3-5 hours, but come on, isn't that long enough? I mean, I have an hour and a half commute to and from my classes which is way above average, and the 3DS has that covered.

I mean, if you aren't commuting, just plug the damned thing in.

still populated with pale-faced weirdos I see

This may seem like a weird complaint, but I wish the walking speed in this game wasn't so damn fast.

DAMN IT, I thought this was Spelunky HD for a second.

As soon as I saw the article I thought, "hmm, I hope they licensed Danger Zone"

Nah, the Hard Rain one is def. the best. It's super intense, but I don't think I've ever failed to escape in one or two tries (well, not me personally but my team).

"and then I was like, 'man, I should have just said YEAH'"

@Acosta02

Probably over 9000

Debating whether or not to make a frappe (accent required? bite me) at 1:42 in the morning...