Nathan

You mean how Jill is actually the hooded figure? The commercial spoiled it if anything, it was so obvious. (Note: I haven't played the game myself yet so that is still the assumption)

Its very odd that these gaming reviews from numerous sites already have a FULL REVIEW ready the same hour a game is released. So tell me, did they really play the game extensively or do they just put a sub-par review out because all the other review sites will put theirs out first thing, so putting yours out later would not be as effective.

To Samfish. McDonalds sells the most hamburgers out of any other fast food restaurant, but there food is the quality of twice vomited dog crap. (Just to let you know, thats what we like to call an analogy)

My chastity belt has a slot to insert $60 dollars to open (because I'm cheap), and then there's another belt underneath that requiring $3.99 for extra content.

Well, when you look back in time, Guitar Hero and Rock Band were the two games that started publishing DLC and started the trend.
Also I strongly hate DLC because it is not a tangible item which you cannot sell with the game that you bought for $60, so it sits in your hard drive useless as Helen Keller.

Resident Evil: Torpedo Kids Strikes Back (If you're a true fan of the series you'll know what I'm talking about)

You should not be able to NOT move while moving. And yes, that's how I mean it.

They nuked Raccoon City. There is nothing left and besides, the radiation would kill any of the characters going back into it...

The next game should take place in the Tricell or Ex-Umbrella main headquarters where the player will be able to see every single experiment created form Day 1.

If there was friendly fire then you would have the problem of douchebags killing you while online. It would get really annoying and possible ruin the whole online co-op experience.