Licker

Validate my hole!

Why does it seem like they're not putting any more effort into making the psn store shine. All the games they release anymore seem mediocre or are nonexistent come Thursday. I miss the days of Flower and Fat Princess! Give me more AAA games damnit! Although I'll have God of War 3 to tide me over, so it's all good.

I hope Bruce MacGavin from Resident Evil: Dead Aim makes an appearance. He's been on that boat way too damn long!

I would name my sword HIV Positive, because I'm positive it'll be covered in dirty demon blood.

I'm watching Cigarette Burns from season one of the Masters of Horror series. Truly a unique movie!

Damn you Utada Hikaru! Your song still gives me goosebumps.

I'll be watching the entire Evil Dead collection to get me in the Christmas Spirit. Then I will follow that off with chopping off my idol hand and applying a spork in its place. Lets be honest, sporks are more practical than chainsaws. Unless the Mayans are right and 2012 is the year of the zombie uprising. . . . my god!

Heavy Rain DLC, for those truly heavy days! More absorbent than Cherokee hair tampons and less expensive. Get on the bandwagon folks!

Yoooooooouuuuuuuu ready for bitch slaps from Captain Jack Sparrow

That deal sounds. . . . SMOKING!