Licker

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Joystiq	29 Comments
Joystiq Playstation	13 Comments
Joystiq Nintendo	3 Comments

System Flaw commercial shoots up your living room

Nov 22nd 2009 10:30AM (Joystiq Nintendo)

Do you get bonus points for shooting cleavage?

Noby Noby Girl has stretched her way to Jupiter

Nov 22nd 2009 10:24AM (Joystiq)

Wow!. . .she must be pretty loose

Famitsu: No More Heroes being ported to PS3 and Xbox 360 [update]

Nov 17th 2009 10:59PM (Joystiq)

No deal! Unless it supports the Sony Motion Controller, that is. I need to simulate masturbation with my beam katana during recharge to have any interest in this game.

Man forced by kidnappers to purchase a PlayStation 3

Nov 14th 2009 11:45AM (Joystiq)

If you did that you'd really have a burning sensation. . .right in the middle of your chest where all that red stuff is coming from

SCEA ad campaign continues with Ratchet & Clank (with bonus montage!)

Oct 23rd 2009 6:42PM (Joystiq Playstation)

I bet the evil organization is NAMBLA!

Swag Saturday: Katamari Forever and Warhawk (PS3)

Oct 18th 2009 12:16AM (Joystiq)

I'm so happy I belong in Arkham Asylum!

Jersey sales in Home support breast cancer awareness charity

Oct 17th 2009 1:26PM (Joystiq)

I wish your saliva could cure my butt cancer

Jersey sales in Home support breast cancer awareness charity

Oct 17th 2009 1:22PM (Joystiq)

BOOBIES!

Three more tunes coming to LittleBigPlanet in Music Pack 1

Oct 5th 2009 4:44PM (Joystiq Playstation)

What the family! None of them seem to have the charm of the originals

Sony: PS3 disc drive errors not a firmware issue

Oct 1st 2009 12:11PM (Joystiq)

Fallout 3 is the only game that gives me trouble. . .always freezing when I go into VATS. But Fallout has always been a bitch in that department, regardless of software number. Other than that, my system is sitting pretty