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Joyswag: God of War 3, guide & Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition

Mar 30th 2010 7:10AM (Joystiq)

(B) Headless Goat
GOW III FTW!

Joyswag: PS3 Holiday Games Bundle

Dec 17th 2009 3:37PM (Joystiq)

Naughty (DOG RULZ!)

Swag Saturday: Final Fantasy spinoff pack (PSP)

Oct 11th 2009 5:23AM (Joystiq)

Good luck everyone!

Swag Saturday: Final Fantasy spinoff pack (PSP)

Oct 11th 2009 5:23AM (Joystiq)

Good luck everybody!

Swag Saturday: Final Fantasy spinoff pack (PSP)

Oct 11th 2009 5:19AM (Joystiq)

By the future I presumably understand you mean the imminent attack on earth by space dragons (like you can mean any other thing). So if Demon's Souls taught me anything (except that throwing my controller across the room out of frustration will in fact break it), is that to defeat dragons you must fight like a knight! So I'll use my UMDs to build a massive buckler, my DVDs to construct an enormous sword and my almighty Blu-Rays to assemble my armor. Then of course I'll die a thousand times. But each time, I'll invade this world and assassin a knight to revive myself and when I'm about to die the thousand and first time I will defeat the dragon(!) only to realize there are still thousands more I need to kill.