Mostly Harmless

^Same^

How does Family Guy justify news?

Ewwww, Pus+

Well, it's not like tons of steps are going to level up your Pokemon, since it only seems to go up one level per session.
Complex little f***er

Man, I hate to burst any bubbles, but that won't work.
The Pokéwalker is a smart little bastard.
There's really only one continuous motion that'll get you Watts and Steps, and that's a smooth, constant pendulum-like motion. Randomly whipping it around gets you nothing.
Believe me... I've tried.

We'll soon regret not noticing the clause stating that all video games are to be banned and burned.

Drakkenfyre, you're no fun.
I'm sorry, but anybody that is denying that this is conclusive evidence that Valve is actively expanding the Portal/Half-Life universe is a ninny and nobody that shouldn't have ducktape strapped over their mouths.

I'm sorry, but you don't randomly expand the campaign of a game, years after it was released. These are crafty times. A lot of companies are choosing to play with their fanbase, and give hints and quests before outright announcing their games. And Valve has always been a crafty company. That's, like, double crafty.
Expect the expected unexpected!

Hrm... Looks like the old man wants to strangle that old lady, and it looks like she's aware of, and enjoying, how insanely angry he.
Evil old crow...

But you can't play it while walking! You end it colliding with all varieties of things!
This is like making Pocket Monsters even MORE pocket-y

@Sketch: How so? This be important information to a... er... frequent walker, such as myself.