icanseethroughyou

In what will more than likely be a futile attempt to get noticed, I'm making a nice, fat, eye-catching, little paragraph. ...aaaand here to help are my friends Short-bad-jokes: I tried to build a dog house, but I only had enough dogs to build 3 walls... When I was a kid, I was so poor we would go to KFC and lick other people's fingers... I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 1,000 aspirin. After the first two, I felt better...

The two game titles, you ask?
Reich Stalker
Necropolis

True... browsing on your TV does make for a poor experience. Hope you get the guy who owns the internet on board with changing everything so it looks awesome on the 360. ...you know, kinda like how the Facebook 360 app is soooo awesome. Hmmm now that I think of it, I never use that, 'cause it sucks.

OH! ...and way to let the competition one-up you.

...this is PRspeak for "we cant make any money off the internet... but we CAN cherry pick selected free and fee based services to bedazzle you! ...and line our greasy little pockets at the same time"

I care.

Oh, and 2 origional x-boxes (x-boxeses?, x-boxs? x-boxi?) the second of which is my kids still have running daily.

I'm on #3. #1 was DOA in the box (try exchanging that on boxing day). #2 RROD'd and was swapped out under warrenty. #3 I fixed myself for about $3, beats the $100+ out of warrenty repair. ...soo 100% fail for 360s here. Actually 133% 'cause #3 had a different issue I took care of as well.

I heard they were going to melt him down and turn him into Lego so that little kids could play with him.
...only question is, are they going to make him black pieces, or white?

I started reading last summer. I was looking for a good 360 news site and I found my way here. Now, I get the news feed via the RSS link on my homepage. Thanks guys!

good... evil... good... evil... It's soooo hard to be "nice" all the time, but nobody likes a complete jerk. Maybe I'll go for passive aggressive... hmmm... on second thought, to hell with it! In the first Fable I started as Mr. Niceguy. THIS TIME ALL WILL FEAR ME!!!