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You have my big purple dildo bat.

Oxygen. Lots and lots of oxygen. And a puppy. And Twizzlers. And a clean pair of underwear.

Gunner, because I like to wade in, shoot first, and ask questions later. Oh, and..."Sweet waves, bro"...I mean how do you top that???

Damn, forgot the platform:

The original, waaay back in the day! Loved it then, love it now...on 360!

The original PoP, baby, waaaaaaay back in the day. Loved it then, love it now!

A pair of eyes peering in from our front door while I was watching 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' when I was around 15 years old. No one was home but me, I was in the dark, I looked over, and...there they were. No doubt. Someone was looking at me. Scared the crapola outta me!

The other best way to off somebody is to have some goofball tag ME with a sticky grenade, then roll into two or three enemies who are standing around waiting to watch me explode. 3 FOR 1 DEAL, BOYS!

Sticky grenade! Nothin' like rolling in and planting one of those babies on a victim, and hearing 'Oh, @#$%, you didn't just put

I will be a hero for the ages. I will make men envy, and women swoon. Little children will don capes and brandish sticks, pretending to be me, longing for the day when they, too, can be as heroic as I. I will vanquish evil, and whole villages will shout my name in triumph...

...and then I will kill them all...