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Zesty

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Marvel vs. Capcom 3 screens are light on the curleh mustaches

May 28th 2010 4:17AM (Joystiq)
What the heck!? Why are they making it look all shaded like SFIV? F that shit! Looks like crap now. One more fighter I won't be buying now. I can't stand to play a fighter that looks so ugly. Thats just developer laziness. Capcom ceases to amuse me this generation.

Rumor: Project Natal priced at $150; bundled with Arcade SKU for $300

May 27th 2010 1:02AM (Joystiq)
Absolute HONEST answer and please read just MY opinion now everyones...I would not pay $10 for NATAL. Out with motion and in with the hardcore. That's what a 360 is and they can take the casual approach bullshit and shove it up their @$$!!!

GameStop 'PowerUp Rewards' beta launches

May 24th 2010 4:17PM (Joystiq)
OH...no...wait...aw shit never mind. I thought it was something interesting. Turns out its the same exact shit and nothing useful whatsoever.

Here's something useful Gamestop:

Start selling your new gutted games $10 off since your employee's are signing them out and playing them anyways and classify as used IMMEDIATELY! New is when I'm braking the seal.

10% off new games as well would be a nice bonus for giving you money for the plastic garbage card "what was it called, can't remember!?". You give your employee's 15% off new games so give customers 10% off new, why not? Besides it would promote more new sales and return to you in used trade in sales for you to resell. Not that I ever buy used but, a lot of people do!

If I got a job as company rewards program marketing or marketing in general I would walk into the Gamestop HQ to the marketing department and rewards department and be like, "Your all incompetent and incapable of delivering customer satisfaction, blinded by your ignorance...your all fired!"

Namco Bandai game segment records annual losses ... but Ben 10 sales soar!

May 8th 2010 4:10AM (Joystiq)
LMAO, I was waiting for this. Hey, Scamco, here's the best advice your dumbass executives could ever get, its called Tales of Vesperia PS3 and Tales of Graces Wii. Pay attention to some of your most beloved series and titles and put them on consoles they belong on (where people give a damn) and maybe, just MAYBE you won't be reporting bomb ass sales all day long. What a bunch of hacks. This has been year over year now.

Best we can all hope for is Namco Bandai America to finally go under and declare bankruptcy so a good company like Atlus or NIS America can pick up the Tales of Series for America localization. I'm sure either one of those would pounce on making those easy dollars.

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 coming spring 2011 to PS3, Xbox 360

Apr 21st 2010 12:43AM (Joystiq)
What the hell, I hope its just the cinematics because if a game this big has extremely ugly paint graphics like street fighter IV its gonna be a royal kick in the balls and Capcom will get a brick through their headquarters window because that shit looks gay!

Ubisoft getting greener by ditching paper manuals

Apr 19th 2010 10:28PM (Joystiq)
Ubisoft losses me as a consumer PERIOD!!! They wanna be cheap bastards then they don't get a dime from me. Keep the damn manual in it you cheap ass manufacturing "gotta make as much money as possible" developer.

Notice when their games hit the market that NONE of their games will become cheaper and reflect savings on us when they profit from the manufacturing savings.

NHL 2K11 skips Xbox 360 and PS3, only coming to Wii [update]

Mar 4th 2010 2:08AM (Joystiq)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! To be more competitive!? So they are gonna be more competitive by releasing nhl2k11 only on the wii and not ps3 and 360? Man, talk about some bomb sales. The 3rd party market is a huge failure on the Wii. PS3 and 360 are authentic sports gaming systems far ahead of the wii. Yeah, Wii sports sells but thats because its brainless and sells to the entire casual gaming market it carries. LOL, someone is gonna be fired come next year due to this decision when it sells less copies than dead space extraction. heh heh, what a joke.

Ousted Infinity Ward founders file suit against Activision

Mar 4th 2010 1:58AM (Joystiq)
Its about time Activision got a good kick in the nuts. Don't they own the Bond franchise which they never do ANYTHING with!? Maybe if they lost Modern Warfare rights then they make a good James Bond game? Anyways, I'm rooting for the good guys and hope Activision takes it in the ass for pulling such cheap ass shit on good developers. Itagaki dealt with something along the lines and guess what...he WON and if he can win his suit then I'm sure these guys will win and get the compensation they rightfully deserve.

Roundup: Wii and DS game release dates for 2010

Feb 24th 2010 2:51PM (Joystiq)
What!? Still no Black Wii release date for America got announced? Ugh, kiss my ass Nintendo, you sure no how to piss someone off!

Until they release a Black Wii they will never make a dime off me.

Namco Bandai recalls buggy Tales of Graces

Feb 24th 2010 4:14AM (Joystiq)
Gee, that's wonderful Namco Bandai. While you're on your never ending drop in sales, how about you pull your head out of your asses and bring Tales of Graces to America along with Perfect Vesperia for PS3, so we can shower you with some cash. Please make sure they're both complete as well because I never was one for Beta testing.

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