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Got a white Christmas. Definitely not a common thing here.

I would have to say in the garage. It would give it that "Man Cave" look.

A cardboard box with labels that say "Safe" and "Do Not Disturb" in multiple languages. Zombies may seem a bunch of brain-hungry monsters, but they are fairly polite.

You could bonk somebody on the head with it. Or play "The Pink Panther" theme while sneaking around.

I'm not a big soccer fan, I'm afraid. I do, however, like seeing the clips of the hooligans pummeling each other on TV.

I won a dynamo-powered radio out of the "Lights Out" arcade game. My friend saw me trying to concentrate and hit the button. Technically HE may have won the thing, but it was my dollar, so I kept it.

Believe it or not, he's walking on air.

I never got too far in the past Splinter Cell games, but every spy needs a vast arsenal of witty one-liners for when he takes out the main enemy. Without those, you are just some guy with a frown and a gun.

Obviously, my new found knowledge will push something more useful out of my brain. Chances are I will forget where I am if I read these.

I would still go with incinerate. Seems incredibly useful. Somebody could ask "Gotta light?" and BAM.