Argyle

I'd eat Sean Connery's brains... Because he and I are old mortal enemies.

Definitely Wall-E

Because then I can bring chicks back to my place and TOTALLY get laid because of the sweet Fallout: New Vegas neon sign hanging in my pad.

I'm more concerned about switching the gear... If you have to go into an equip screen every time you need the grapple beam, or a certain weapon, or whatever; it could be kind of annoying and tedious.

One time, friends and I wrapped up chocolate bars in bacon... Then deep-fried it. It was quite possibly one of the best experiences of my entire life.

The airplane one, definitely. That was just pure badassery!

Incinerate! Never would anyone have to frantically search for a lighter again! Also pretty handy for when the power goes out :D

Gears of War 2: Tex- err Locust Chainsaw Massacre